Dog

A dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, then proceeds to fly away and poop on your dead moms head.

You: I wish for a dog!
Dog: no

by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

Dog

A funny silly sissy dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, he will then proceed to bark at your dead mother and run into a car.

<guy 1: Hey man how you doin?
<guy 2: I just wished for a dog...
<guy 1: Damn.

by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

Dog

a word to describe feet

Put those dogs away!

by z.ivorr February 25, 2023

Dog

The best animal on the planet to fucking exist and anyone who doesn’t agree is a whore

Dogs are the best animals to exist
Ginger: I disagree
Me: faggot

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 8, 2023

Dog

Like a cat, but better

Aww, what a sweet little dog

by LesKen February 6, 2019

dog

the word God backwards.

Don't listen to your dog if he pretends to be God. You'll end up killing your parents. (like in Robot Chicken!)

by Spam Happy August 26, 2009

dog

a cute animal loyal pet that is way better then a cat

playful cute dog

by DJMJ92 May 5, 2016