docking austin

this act is performed while docking. one man lies on his back while the other straddles him, faces reverse cowgirl and touches penis's. upon ejaculation the top man shits on the others chest.

we were docking and it was going great....untill he gave me a docking austin

by asscannon February 21, 2011

space docking

The theory behind space docking stems from the act of excreting whilst weightless in space. Once free of the Earths gravitational field it is required that in order to poo without creating a terrible mess and upsetting your fellow astronauts a simple method of cellophane is used in order to capture the poo. This poo is then jettisoned into space...naturally at such low temperatures of deep space the poo in fact freezes. Space docking refers to excreting in cellophane, freezing the turd over night and then using it to provide anal pleasure to whomever requests to be space docked.

No known examples of space docking. Not many people admit to performing the act.

by Docker July 30, 2006

Dorking-Off

The act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you've developed a child-like fascination with.

These games include::

World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty

Example.

guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"

guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."

guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"

by LorenaBobbitImaCutYaDickOff September 5, 2009

Docking Headquarters

The headquarters for which docking (see: docking) occurs. It is impossible to pull off docking without one docking headquarters. Usually a man with an uncircumcised penis, aka anteater, such as Desh and Shivam.

Person 1: Where is Joe and Bob?

Person 2: I don't know probable somewhere docking.
Person 1: They can't be docking without docking headquarters.

by Merrman October 7, 2011

donking

when you fuck a donkey

#donking

by Fred is shitty= November 1, 2019

cave docking

The act of pooping into another person's butthole

While I was having sex with my girlfriend I had a sudden urge to deficate. I pulled my penis out of her vagina, made her do a handstand, and began cave docking her.

by sknot March 5, 2007

Air Docking

When a man farts in to a women vagina causing a gentle tickling sensation.

At first i thought about giving her a ducth oven but decided on air docking instead.

by Chesse & Crackers October 23, 2011