disingenuous

Karl Smith. See also insincere.

You're doing very well! No really, good job, you're doing well!

by Marshall Bjerke November 30, 2004

diming the lights

A technique used by ageing prostitutes to try to hide their age and lure in clients.

Involves diming the lights and sitting further back from the window so the wrinkles aren't so noticeable.

Customer: "You fuckin' wornout hag-whore! You duped me into coming in by diming the lights. I know that rotten, old bitchmeat's trick.

by oldwhore September 30, 2007

Dong Diving

When a girl (or other sexual partner) unbuttons your pants and exposes your genitals without any provocation and dives mouth open to said genitals.

We weren't alone for longer than 5 minutes till she went dong diving.

Dude you're hanging out with Claire tonight? she is a dong diver for sure

by Hazazz August 15, 2008

pearl diving

to give the female oral sex also know as eating out this is the true and stright definition to pearl diving

mike"dam boy!,i went pearl diving last night"
rick"how was that shit"
mike"tasty imma head to her place again tonight"

by Roger .S January 13, 2008

muff diving

To eat out a pussy with a "muff", which is a jungle of pubic hair. This can sometimes result in embarassing situations in which people tell you that you have a pubic hair or two caught in your teeth. Not reccomended for people with standards.

Larry went muff diving once without the proper jungle-cutting equipment and got lost for days.

by Katttttttttt August 15, 2006

beaver diving

Putting your dick in a vagina.

yo man i went beaver diving with Daves mom last night

by Amar Mujadzic November 16, 2004

Muff diving

Cunnilingus

My woman won't blow men unless I go muff diving first!

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003