diversify

The final solution to the cryptocurrency problem that every /biz/ user faces. Too bad they'll still be wagecucks.

You should diversify with both Bitcoin and your shares at McDonald's!

by My psenudonym August 5, 2018

musically diverse

a person who listens to multiple genres of music from different time periods and eras

"Jake listens to Kanye West and then listens to Beethoven, he's so musically diverse."

by Amir Ali K. October 13, 2015

muff diver

A person (obviously male or a lesbian female) who dives into alot of muff, diving into muff can include but not limited to:
Fingering
Fisting
Licking
Chewing
Smacking

Look at that guy over there, he/she is a true muff diver

by barry 9 inch July 23, 2016

Shrimp Diver

When two men butt fuck then ejactulates in the guys butt and then the one guy takes a straw and sticks it up his butt and sucks the sperm out of his butt hole..

Wow , your a great shrimp diver ....

by Shrimper March 11, 2005

Divergence 2020

a complete wasteman who can't dunk, sing, or do well in history. How bout you learn to sing bud.

guy 1: Have you heard Divergence 2020 sing?
guy 2: nah lemme hear
guy 1: *plays Divergence's shitty ass ocean's rise*
guy 2: *Dies from cringe*
guy 1: *rips off face mask*

guy 1 becomes Ayomide
Yes, smash that subscribe buttonnnnn

by divergence2020 hater #3 November 17, 2017

Dumpster Diver

Someone who plays some of the crappiest video games available because of a single or small amount of redeeming features.

voice 1: "Did you see what game John was playing last night? It was absolute garbage."
voice 2: "Wow! What a dumpster diver!"

by Hellion_Blade May 18, 2016

divi

(Pronounced: Di-vee) Divi: A slang term expressing perfection, success, or triumph; short for "divine"

"Stacie's mom's cookies are divi ." DIVI

by Rok Da Divi January 1, 2008