diddle

In short, to fuck

Your Peruvian whore of a mother thinks Daddy's diddling the maid.

Cf. the movie "Cruel Intentions"

by Laur June 24, 2003

diddling my pooter

to finger your cooter.

thinking of john's penis made me start to diddling my pooter

by POPinMY eye February 11, 2008

finka-rink-diddle

a small asian man's penis

Look at Mr. Wong, he has a finka-rink diddle!

by Danny C November 2, 2003

diddle putz

To mess around, with no specific plan or motivation

"All I did today was DIDDLE PUTZ"

by Mumsie Dogma February 8, 2009

diddlebones

To have absolutely nothing in possesion but your own skeleton.

"Dude, your aunt's so poor, she ain't got nuttun. Just diddlebones.

by Jake the Home Slice September 16, 2009

diddleable

adj. Describes a member of the opposite (or same) gender, whom one would consider worthy of one's affections or sexual advances.

adj. The condition of reduced mental or physical faculties (i.e. drunk or asleep) which allows someone to acquire an out-of-their-league piece of ass.

"Wow, Katie is looking quite diddleable tonight!", said Shannon.

"She seems pretty diddleable tonight. I bet I can throw it in her once she passes out, or maybe even before then!"

by Spackle In Your Colon December 3, 2009

diddlefest

A shitshow hosted by the summer students annually in which everyone DIDDLES all night together while dancing.

Bob: "Are you going to diddlefest?"
Jack: "What's diddllefest?"
Bob: "Oh it's just a shitshow where everyone gets hammered and diddles eachother while dancing."
Jack: "I'll be there!"

by ShibbyDorp November 7, 2010