Derren

Derren is a name for someone who is an edgy fucking bastard. Usually an alpha male upon the virgin group, he is defined as "literally hitler." While he does this for shits and giggles, he fights against some white dude who is the CEO of racism for the position of CEO. His influence on people around him is about as comparable to a black hole, such as making ethnic groups a funny insult and getting his jokes stolen. The cream of the crop is that he is a minority, making the whole situation funnier.

Person 1:Jesus, why is Derren doing the roman salute?
Person 2:It's Derren
Person 1: Ok, faggit
Person 2:Stop being a Derren, jew
Person 1: Oh no...

by KKKuler December 21, 2019

derek jeter

A baseball player who sucks in three very specific ways:

1) so hard
2) so bad
3) wicked bad

"Man, did you catch Derek Jeter in the ALDS against the Angels?"
"Yeah, he sucked wicked bad."

by T Unit October 10, 2005

fag derek

Fag derek is the gayest person you’ll ever meet. More gay that that one fag with booty shorts

Fuck fag derek

by Legend definitions May 7, 2018

Derek Jeter

A "Player" for the Yankees, and a disgrace to baseball as well as life as we know it. Whoever says he's the "greatest shortstop in history" is sadly mistaken; he'd be lucky to make it onto the top 10 shortstops CURRENTLY PLAYING. And the worst part is, he struts around as if he is Babe Ruth or something, as if he is automatically above and better than everyone else simply because he is the "GREAT Derek Jeter." This is his most unattractive quality (although he's pretty ugly now that it comes up...his facial proportions don't make sense, and his squinty eyes are terrible). His intolerable arrogance and smugness make it impossible to genuinely respect him--just watch him on TV for 30 seconds, and it will be clear how much he thinks of himself, and how he secretly feels that everyone should bow down to him. And Guess what? This is NOT coming from a Red Sox fan!

"Insignificant Lowly Player": Well Hiya Derek Jeter!
Derek Jeter: Hey! Howya doin man?
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): You DARE speak to Derek Jeter? BOW DOWN TO ME, UNWORTHY SCUM!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": How was the game?
Derek Jeter: It was great! We won 12-2, and I got an RBI!
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Without me this team is NOTHING. That RBI was SO CLUTCH!
Insignificant Lowly Player: OK Derek. Nice Talkin' to ya...(walking away, to himself): What a nice guy!
Derek Jeter: Yeah man, same to you.
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Aren't you gonna ask for my autograph?

by Andrew Baroody May 13, 2006

derek babin

The best guy you could have your heart stolen by. He respects your opinion and your decisions, never wants to leave your side, respects your personal space. To know if he really loves you or not, when he is around you he always ends up smiling or laughing or just staring into your eyes...and when this happens, you will feel butterflies and get tingly and have a sensation no other guy could bring to you.

Also, someone who it takes them a while to figure out who is the one for him so he might date you multiple times :)
{goes well with an Abby or Abigail ;)}

girl:"You're dating Derek Babin again?"

you:"Yeah :) He makes me feel so special and loved just by hearing my name come out of his mouth...wouldn't you date someone like that for you?"

by Sweet Lover August 22, 2014

Derek's Law

The side that a person votes always lose. No matter what happens.

Ben: hey man, I voted for TL in csgo
Derek: Hey, me too! I voted for TL
Ben: Fuck you man. You have fucking Derek's Law
(TL loses and Ben cries)

by phenomenicphobia June 17, 2015

durreka

A moment of clarity shortly followed by the realisation that you did not understand at all.

Margaret is so stupid she did not even know she had a durreka moment.

by Mishymoo July 27, 2016