Defecate

The term a lawyer mistakenly uses at the end of a defamation lawsuit. The defendant is usually confused an gets off scot-free

Lawyer: This man has defecated my client!
Judge: WTF, are you saying he took a shat and you're client came out the asshole?! I hereby sentence your client to 8 years in federal prison!
Defendant: Yesssssssss!
Plaintiff: wtf man?!
Lawyer: Don't drop the soap. Oh, and that'll be 13 thousand dollars.

by President Palin :( August 3, 2010

The Gangsta Specter of Defeat

Zim had a daydream about Poop Dawg in ghost form taunting him. Poop Dawg called himself this name.

"You'll never get the mystery prize, Zim!"

by Poop Dawg September 12, 2004

Defellatio

While a male receives head, something is done to make his erection disappear

Your mom was blowing me last night, but then you dad walked in and caused major defellatio

by eyememine January 3, 2010

defendibility

Ability to be defended

In defendibility. procedures ought to be based on the best available research and recommendations.

by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010

Decie

Kind, perfectly imperfect, simple yet appealing, honest and giving.

bright as day, dark as gray.

A Lot of reasons to love her, even the first time you just get to know her.

Careful she's sensitive, give her freedom and make her happy at all times and you'll receive the same feeling from her.

Decie is everything that i can't afford having.

Decie if you see this, im sorry, and i really do love you, im just a dumbass, i just knew this feeling too late.

by DumbKen16legit22o June 7, 2021

double-defected

In the IT industry, the act of having two defects submitted for the same issue by the same person. (see Burbaged)

In what seemed to be an almost deliberate oversight, she double-defected me for the same green check mark issue!

by maritimeseven August 24, 2006

teacher defeat

the hopeless giving in of a teacher to student misbehavior rather than exerting the energy it would take to gain back control of the class

The students could sense teacher defeat was just moments away so they redoubled their obnoxious tomfoolery to push the poor lady over the edge in order to have 2o minutes free time at the end of the period

by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018