glorified drug dealer

A glorified drug dealer is a pharmacist.

Person 1: “hey do you have any viagra??”
Person 2: “no but my moms a glorified drug dealer, I can hook you up with some”

by ITakeBenadryl August 9, 2021

Dealer

A very outgoing young man who speaks too fast my brain cells just fly out the window he also used the words “bro” and “innit” a lot not only does he ride his quad bike but he likes in Bradford the bfd endz innit

Mrs button: hello dealer how are you

Dealer: oh yo yes miss button I’m good tank you very much innit

by Unknown hoe xo June 9, 2021

Dopamine-dealer

A person who masterfully connects people to their natural 'fix' by providing laughter, positive company, and a pleasure that is unique only to themselves

I need to call my dopamine-dealer to re-up on my feel good fix.

by Interiorfix January 30, 2025

hug dealer

An individual who hustles to provide hugs to those in need.

She sells hugs, not drugs....she is a damn good hug dealer

by Interiorfix March 11, 2025

Dealer

a person who buys and sells drugs.

"he posed as a dealer willing to buy heroin"

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024

dike dealer

Ash ash and ash

Can I see your feet? I’m a dike dealer

by Deseymoney February 13, 2023

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is a PS2 style fps game made by joeveno. Cool fucking name

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is making me rage so dang MUCH!!!!!

by HumorDeath November 19, 2025