Someone who thinks that picking up from a street dealer is way better than picking up from the dispensary. They like to wait in a parking lot for hours for their "guy" to finally come through with his skimped ass weed. Usually has chemicals sprayed on it to make it stronger or has fecal matter because the dealer scratches his butthole and then touches the weed. The dealer thinks his shit is just as good as the dispensary so he charges just as much when you can get weed actually cheaper from the dispensary. Dealer also has the same shit weed all the time.
Mark: Dude, I just picked up an 1/8th from my guy for $50. He said it's exotic.
Marcus: Wow. that stuff looks like shit. I just picked up an 8th of some dank from zen leaf for $39 w/tax by using my student discount and I did not have to drive far af either.
Mark: Damn. I had to drive 30 minutes to my guy and had to wait for an hour in a parking lot.
Marcus: Wow, sounds like you have dealer fetish.
Marcus: Wow. that stuff looks like shit. I just picked up an 8th of some dank from zen leaf for $39 w/tax by using my student discount and I did not have to drive far af either.
Mark: Damn. I had to drive 30 minutes to my guy and had to wait for an hour in a parking lot.
Marcus: Wow, sounds like you have dealer fetish.
by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022
Get the Dealer Fetishmug. by BBQ Dealer January 4, 2020
Get the bbq dealermug. "Tipping the dealer" is a euphemism for digital anal manipulation performed during oral sex. The partner receiving the oral sex might say "don't forget to tip your dealer," possibly accompanied by a hand gesture consisting of a finger (or two, or whatever you're into), raised to the sky, going up and down a few times.
"Damn, girl.. damn... don't forget to tip the dealer."
or
"I sucked his dick, and I still didn't get the job."
"You didn't tip the dealer, did you?"
"No."
"There you go."
or
"I sucked his dick, and I still didn't get the job."
"You didn't tip the dealer, did you?"
"No."
"There you go."
by wilhelmscissors December 28, 2013
Get the tip the dealermug. by A hater of big daddy dealer November 2, 2020
Get the Big daddy dealermug. 
by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 21, 2020
Get the Dirty Dick Dealersmug. This is the day we congratulate Loic Fernandez on not getting caught drug dealing. He has to give us free drugs on the 4th December. Thanks loic.
Elysia East
Elysia East
'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
’can I have some? Let me have some’-jack
Yay for drug dealer day
’can I have some? Let me have some’-jack
Yay for drug dealer day
by Ginger thing December 2, 2020
Get the drug dealer daymug.