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doritoingers

Doritoingers are similar to chingers. Chingers are the fingers which have cheetoh seasoning on them after consuming cheetohs, whilst doritoingers are the fingers with doritio seasoning on them.
"The best part of the doritos is the doritoingers."
by Bill Gates loves December 11, 2008
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Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.
What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.
by Americanjap June 18, 2011
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Dorito Hangover

When for any reason one eats almost all of a bag of Doritos they will then feel the guilt of {binging}, accompanied by the feelings of nausea and abdominal discomfort along with a severe case of {Death Breath} several hours after the consumption. The hangover resembles that of an alcohol {hangover} without {the spins}. Often four letter words like "DIET" will trigger one to binge eat Doritos resulting in the Hangover aftermath. Other triggers include alcohol or drug consumption or a poor attempt to get over an emotional crisis.
by RevJD July 7, 2014
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dorito rampage

When you say to yourself that you're only going to have a few doritos but before you know it your hands can't move fast enough to grab more and you end up consuming several hundred chips.
Shortly before bed, Chris decided to enjoy a late night snack. What he thought was going to be a handful of doritos turned into a Dorito Rampage.
by The wet bandit March 11, 2014
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dorito lipstick

When you eat Doritos and the orange powder is left on ones lips.
Mom:*look at child* The Doritos go in your mouth not on it.

Child: Mom it's okay it's my Dorito lipstick.
by Zero_000 January 25, 2015
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Dorito Mic

A microphone so bad in quality, it's sound can be comparable to a dorito.
James: Mhmm Vrhuemm Haehhh Akiie!

Spencer: You're quality is awefull James

Scott: Yeah, he's got a dorito mic
by Votlem September 27, 2015
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Dorito

Can I have some doritos
Or
Hey have u seen dorito?
by Sariuh July 2, 2016
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