curled

When someone tries to tell you off and you come up with a good comeback. burned Told

Person A: You are sooo ugly
Person B: Well I'm not as ugly as your momma
Audience: Oooo Curled!

by Dorothy (Kanapaha) December 14, 2008

Bell Curve

1. Graph displaying the Intelligence Quoutient (IQ) among races, known for its distinct hill-like shape. developed by anthropologist C.R. Reynolds, it is controversial as it shows certain races like asians being more intelligent than others such as blacks

2. The Bell Curve: book written by Charles Muarry and Richard Herrnstein expalining Reynolds research and arguing against the perception that there is no difference in intelligence between races

1. "Jerome sure proves the bell curve is true"

2. "I finished reading The Bell Curve yesterday, it was quite interesting"

by Squishmanchu April 12, 2006

jerkers curve

If a male masturbates (jerks off) too often the penis will start to naturally curve in the direction of what hand you masturbate with the most.

I started to feel for Frankies penis but when i went straight down i discovered it was resting on his right leg.

by Liz May 13, 2005

love curve

The endearing phrase to describe your crooked penis. Usually crooked to one side from yanking it for years.

Its not that bad baby....thats my love curve!

by Myles M November 19, 2006

carved up

When a player moves quickly past an opponent during a game of skill.

Todd: Johnny carved up Sebastian the other day.
Ben: Johnny has game bra!

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

pitch a curveball

Defecate. It's derived from a combination of the curve ball in baseball typically being called the 2 pitch, and the denotation of urination as number 1 and defecation as number 2. Thus, to pitch a curveball means to do a number 2.

Get out of my way, after drinking that coffee I really have to go pitch a curveball.

by johnnybass January 16, 2009

Five Dick Curve

A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.

Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"

Jill "Why?"

Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."

Jill "You did a five dick curve"

by Dr. Agnes Freud September 29, 2010