cuntipus

A bitch named jasmine who constantly is jealous of everyone else bc her life is meaningless

That cuntipus needs to stay in her mf lane. Don’t be up in my business jasmine.

by Acellllll February 16, 2024

cuntoon

an extremely animated cunt

Her wild cuntoon habits were loud, brash, obstreperous, and vicious

by Lord Buxomberries November 13, 2024

cantopenis

A deformity of the male genitalia in which it exhibits the characteristics (shape and texture) of a cantaloupe.

I heard Mike has a cantopenis.

Mikes cantopenis looks like a small balloon made of sandpaper.

by cantopenis March 2, 2024

Cunoopski

Oral sex performed on a woman while she is defecating--the flip side of Blumpkin.

You have to be really open-minded to enjoy a cunoopski .

by Mensamama June 26, 2024

Cantophile

A person who deeply loves music, especially vocal or lyrical songs.

Ever since she was a child, Ava has been a true cantophile—always humming or singing something.

by A. M. Canté May 6, 2025

Cuntolic

A crustian of catholic faith, especially of European descent. Most European crustians follow the so called roman or latin (cuntolic church). This is a mix of the Semitic idea of god submerged in roman paganism. One of the rules of the cuntolic chuch is that their priests are not permitted to marry after ordination, so what they do is they (mostly Europeans) sexually abuse little boys instead.

Person 1: Do you know who George Pell is?
Person 2: I have no clue.
Person 1: George Pell is a cuntolic cardinal and an advisor of Pope Francis. He is also a child rapist.
Person 2: Hope they hang him in public!
Person 1: He was let go after only one year in prison.

by Trumpanzee June 20, 2025