Cucumb

To achieve an orgasm by stimulating one's prostate with a cucumber

"Oh god, I'm cucumbing so hard right now!"

by Limesman September 22, 2025

Dusting Cucumbers

Means doing sweet fuck all.

What have you been up to today?
Not much, just dusting cucumbers.

by Old Mate Andy June 26, 2018

pickled cucumber

it's... a pickle

"WHO THE F*** WOULD SAY PICKLED CUCUMBER IN A SENTENCE?!?"

by the rectum July 26, 2022

cucumber

Something that is yummy

im hungry so ima go eat a cucumber because it is good

by Mr. hoya March 6, 2024

Cucumber

A cats worst Nightmare

CUCUMBER

by ohbrickwall November 2, 2022

Cats vs. Cucumbers

A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.

Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.

The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022

Cucumber

A rarely used, but 100% legit word, for a man's reproductive organs.

It's wordplay on Cum Chamber.

Cumchamber.
Cuchamber.
Cucumber.

Man 1: Dude i heard Adam slept with your wife.

Man 2: Yeah, I'm so gonna bust his cucumbers.

by ButtStuffYes March 30, 2016