Cuban Deli Crisis

When you are fucking a girl over the kitchen counter, on which there are assorted sandwhich materials. If she doesn't finish making a sandwhich before you ejaculate, you are to kill her.

Dude, last night I was totally had a cuban deli crisis. Now I'm single -and- hungry.

by Pussy Ninja June 9, 2009

cuban chili dog

When your partner sucks you off after anal sex.

After banging the old lady in the ass, she sucked me off, giving me the cuban chili dog.

by Sean4246 August 16, 2006

Cuban Missile

When you fart while taking a shit, thus enhancing the propulsion of the shit.

Tom: "Where's Harry"
Paul: "Doing a Cuban missile"

by lampreyjaws April 5, 2014

Cuban Missle Crisis

When a female has performed oral sex on a male and he shoots his load so hard in her mouth that it rockets out her nose.

I was gettin some brain from this beezie the other night and I managed to pull of the cuban missle crisis.

by cubanbsmokin June 29, 2009

Cuban B

A Drum n Bass DJ from Seattle. He has a complete understanding for Jungle/Drum n Bass music. His skills are just becoming known and have just began to develop, yet this guy could sit at the top of any city's Dj ranking.

Dang, did you see cuban b? He can actually program. Is that a new concept?

by Vadim November 18, 2003

cuban raft princess

1.coke head faggot.
2.a scene cokester.
3.really cool guy.

ex. look at that cuban raft princess doing those gram rails off that guys ass.

by yay_pandaz October 23, 2007

Cuban Flapjack

The breasts of a Cuban female that are saggy and flappy.

"Look at Heather and that girl with Cuban flapjacks!"

by Cuban Spatula March 9, 2010