crunchy water

Soda

Person 1: you want some crunchy water?

Person 2: lemme get some cough syrup water (dr. Pepper)

by Spreader it truth September 13, 2018

Crunchy

Beyond crusty. Like a piece of cheese, when it gets beyond the point of being crusty, it turns crunchy. When a person is so crusty that crusty is a weak insult, crunchy is the proper word.

Ew that gross bitch over there is crunchy!

by DaBluff69 October 30, 2017

Crunchy

A boner.

Bro, no homo, but you givin’ me a crunchy.

by crunchy gurl May 8, 2018

Piela Caption Crunchy

Piela Caption Crunchy is a hot babe

omg did you see how hot Piela Caption Crunchy look in their new Snap story?!

by dahyuns REAL WIFE February 19, 2022

Crunchy Crigga

Someone who believes that they are a pimp/player because they talk to any girl they pass (regardless of their looks).

That farmer thinks he's so pimp because he's talking to those ugly girls, what a crunchy crigga!

by The Gingerbread Man November 11, 2006

crunchy

(adj) horny

Feeling crunchy today?

by peanut butter bunny rabbit October 18, 2003

crunchy

A person- but usually linked to females- that is naturally brunette but is blonde on the inside. Just as a Crunchy chocolate bar is brown on the outside but a golden yellow on the inside.

The scene: two girls (both brunette) are sitting against the outside wall of the toilet block, one crying.

"Oh my god Karren, did you just walk into the male toilets again?! You are SUCH a crunchy!"

The scene: two 17 year old boys walking on the feild at school, staring at a particular brunette girl who has just walked into the male toilets

"Damn that girl is a crunchy! If only she had big boobs.."

by Blondie:) October 11, 2006