Crunch n' Munch

A man having sex with one girl while eating another out at the same time.

"Dude, last night I had these two bitches and I put one down doggy-style and laid the other one face up on the back of the first one. It was straight crunch and munch." - Only really useful in said position.

by Easy DZ September 9, 2005

Nut Cruncher

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.

I hate nut crunchers

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

Captain Morgan Crunch

Captain Crunch + Captain Morgan(as milk)
i.e. "The best way to start your morgen"

Captain Morgan Crunch: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone vomited.

by dstrbdchld1328 March 31, 2009

coochie cruncher

Another name for a lesbian.

Ellen Degeneres is a coochie cruncher.

by HottieG April 29, 2006

I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch!

A phrase used by a middle aged New Englander conservative who has a boston accent and is a die hard patriots fan
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.

*man driving son and friends to ice cream shop*

Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?

by ArtySims February 22, 2009

cap'n crunch

an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.

'... in each special marked box of Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a torch lighter and a glass novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!

by cereal killa January 18, 2005

Captain Crunch

Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches

The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.

by THE CAPTAIN January 6, 2014