the crayon fic

a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.

please don't read, im scarred for life.
"hey, have you read the crayon fic?"
"NEVER SAY THE WORD CRAYON AGAIN YOU BITCH HOE FUCKING FUCKER"
by jessinof July 22, 2017
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Slipping on Crayons

(1) to be high, (2) to be on a big time trip
When I got back to the apartment, I found my roommate licking the cats butt while sitting in a bathtub full of cottage cheese and orange juice. He was slipping on crayons, big time.
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Pink Crayon

A bright, lovely and cute crayon you can find in Crayola crayon boxes that's used for colouring, mainly for colouring pigs, flamingos and blushing cheeks for your characters.
I love my pink crayon. I found it in a Crayola crayon box I got for my birthday. It's my favourite colour, it's bright, lovely, cute, and it's perfect for colouring pigs, flamingos and blushing cheeks for my characters.
by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 February 27, 2024
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pink crayon

The act of giving a dog a boner
hey man stop touching that! That pink crayons not for drawing!
by Cr4ckRxck August 19, 2024
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Crayon Crew

A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extra retarded.
1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."

2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."
by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019
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crayon cramp

A cramp you get in your wrist after coloring or writing a lot.
Wow my crayon cramp is killing me that was a lot of coloring.
by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 25, 2017
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Lidl Crayon

A penis that is thin like a crayon and looks like it could snap. Also tends to be deformed and to be a strange colour.
You see that guy over there? I heard he has a right Lidl crayon going on!
by General Fire May 31, 2012
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