crayon dick

Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo

Melo has a crayon dick

by Wsmbaeby.m March 3, 2022

pink crayon

The act of giving a dog a boner

hey man stop touching that! That pink crayons not for drawing!

by Cr4ckRxck August 19, 2024

Meat Crayon

The state of being a motorcycle rider wearing a wife beater, shorts, and flip flops exists in after laying their motorcycle down on a hard road surface giving the road the appearance of being colored on with a red crayon.

Aaron did not wear motorcycle leathers and became a meat crayon when he wrecked.

by Chicken Intubater. February 4, 2025

crayon trooper

A word used to describe army leftovers

Byee why Dee a crayon trooper

by aixani January 26, 2022

Slipping on Crayons

(1) to be high, (2) to be on a big time trip

When I got back to the apartment, I found my roommate licking the cats butt while sitting in a bathtub full of cottage cheese and orange juice. He was slipping on crayons, big time.

by MC, Tabinator and Lickin' Lia' October 17, 2008

Crayon

a term of untold status, fame and good luck bestowed upon an individual once initiated into the crayon cult by owning a Crayon Cult NFT PFP and eating / melting a crayon. For folks who want to identify as a crayon use the pronouns "cray/on"

( crayons ) - used to announce more than one individual member of the crayon cult
( a pack of crayons ) - used to describe more than 5 members of the crayon cult

example 1 : wow that crayon really looks cool
example 2 : that pack of crayons looks like a cult

example 3 : Crayons! gather around the fire

example 4 : those crayons are good at everything

example 5 : that crayon just joined that pack of crayons

by gregmars@thecrayoncult July 22, 2025

Crayon

Knife

You got the crayon bruv

by Mc bi cock April 28, 2017