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Crapola Crayons

Derived from the kids art brand “crayola” that sells art supplies including crayons. A new way of saying, “I messed up a lot and I’ll never recover from this.” or “I made a small mistake that doesn’t really matter.”
Example 1

Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”

Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”

Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”

Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”

Example 2

“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”
by TheUrbanDicOfficial June 22, 2021
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Slipping on Crayons

(1) to be high, (2) to be on a big time trip
When I got back to the apartment, I found my roommate licking the cats butt while sitting in a bathtub full of cottage cheese and orange juice. He was slipping on crayons, big time.
by MC, Tabinator and Lickin' Lia' October 17, 2008
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Meat Crayon

The state of being a motorcycle rider wearing a wife beater, shorts, and flip flops exists in after laying their motorcycle down on a hard road surface giving the road the appearance of being colored on with a red crayon.
Aaron did not wear motorcycle leathers and became a meat crayon when he wrecked.
by Chicken Intubater. February 4, 2025
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pink crayon

The act of giving a dog a boner
hey man stop touching that! That pink crayons not for drawing!
by Cr4ckRxck August 19, 2024
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crayon dick

Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo
by Wsmbaeby.m March 3, 2022
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Pink Crayon

A bright, lovely and cute crayon you can find in Crayola crayon boxes that's used for colouring, mainly for colouring pigs, flamingos and blushing cheeks for your characters.
I love my pink crayon. I found it in a Crayola crayon box I got for my birthday. It's my favourite colour, it's bright, lovely, cute, and it's perfect for colouring pigs, flamingos and blushing cheeks for my characters.
by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 February 27, 2024
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Crayon

Fingering jess till her legs spaz so fast she turns into a human helicopter
I gave jess a naughty little crayon yesterday. Tehe
by Paddyl_12 March 2, 2021
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