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crayon cramp

A cramp you get in your wrist after coloring or writing a lot.
Wow my crayon cramp is killing me that was a lot of coloring.
by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 26, 2017
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wet crayon paper

It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.
Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..
by Intermediate Lingo Archiver November 4, 2020
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Lidl Crayon

A penis that is thin like a crayon and looks like it could snap. Also tends to be deformed and to be a strange colour.
You see that guy over there? I heard he has a right Lidl crayon going on!
by General Fire November 12, 2012
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Crayon

You got the crayon bruv
by Mc bi cock April 28, 2017
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Crayons

Crayons are Riley's favorite thing to say. Crayons are made of wax and are colored to create a beautiful mark when you press down on paper. People pronounce it cray-ons or crans. Plural for crayon.
Can you get me the crayons please?
I colored this picture with crayons.
by PenguinDoodleDude February 13, 2019
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Wiping the crayon

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)
Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”
by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020
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Brown Crayon

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.
I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.
by funnyguy211 February 11, 2010
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