Snap Off Some Crayons

An indirect way of saying; "I have to shit."

Come on bro, we're gonna be late.

Gimme a minute dude, I gotta snap off some crayons before we go...

by LmfaoDepictions August 24, 2022

Crayon

A man who is extremely sexy and is the son of a generational

"Luke i think you are such a crayon"
"Thanks Ellis, you're a crayon too"

by TidyT February 22, 2020

pussy crayons

Tampons

Do we have more shampoo,,yeah it's next to the box of pussy crayons .can you get some pussy crayons for me at Walgreens

by turtle the foul January 25, 2025

Crayon

A plastic-looking, twig-bitch, white girl with neon-bright dyed hair.

"No way, man. Pass. Lookit her. She's a crayon."

by hotdogdaddy December 15, 2016

crayon trooper

A word used to describe army leftovers

Byee why Dee a crayon trooper

by aixani January 26, 2022

Meat Crayon

The state of being a motorcycle rider wearing a wife beater, shorts, and flip flops exists in after laying their motorcycle down on a hard road surface giving the road the appearance of being colored on with a red crayon.

Aaron did not wear motorcycle leathers and became a meat crayon when he wrecked.

by Chicken Intubater. February 4, 2025

Slipping on Crayons

(1) to be high, (2) to be on a big time trip

When I got back to the apartment, I found my roommate licking the cats butt while sitting in a bathtub full of cottage cheese and orange juice. He was slipping on crayons, big time.

by MC, Tabinator and Lickin' Lia' October 17, 2008