Fat Kid's Cramp

noun: The pain that you endure will doing strenuous cardio activity.

Oh, man, I should not have had those hotdogs I now have a Fat Kid's Cramp.

by ZappaGnat July 7, 2011

news cramp

When the news feed in your Facebook home becomes clogged with meaningless updates on people's lives (e.g. Jim is now flossing his cat).

"Man, I logged on yesterday and Jim was really giving me news cramp. He changed his status about 5 times!"

"This girl I added last week must be on Facebook all of the time. I got some serious news cramp from her. I think I'll have to deface her."

by Zennon January 6, 2008

wankers cramp

When the Wrist or indeed Hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also Carpolitis

"whats that cast on your Wrist Simon?, It appears that you're suffering from Wankers cramp!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

arm cramp

A cramp in your arm in which the pain is such a bother you ignore everything thats going on around you. Even near death.

-River rafting-
Tommy: OH SHIT A ROCK!! EVERYONE PADDLE
Tony: Ok Tommy! Oh.... arm cramp. -Chops at arm-
-Crashes into a rock-

by MyNameIsJonas August 23, 2006

crambary sause

"Cranberry" is misspelt.

So is "sauce."

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Boner Cramp

A sudden paroxysm in the penile region. Usually caused by: boner overuse, smashing it by girl riding you, having sex with a full stomach, dehydration.

TbKyle1: Rory: "I've just been stricken with a massive Boner Cramp"
Kyle: "shit dude, stick it in Jello"

by Krytos January 13, 2005

Cramp stamp

When someone has a tattoo on their lower abdomen (where women get menstrual cramps).

Ryan: Brosef, did you snag a peek at that girls stomach when she lifted up her arms?
Martin: No you perv.
Ryan: She had a cramp stamp, broheim!
Martin: I hate tattoos.

by thethird September 4, 2009