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Corporate Bastard

An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7
I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer
by ThaSickUcker February 8, 2018
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Corporate Box

A high class escort, particularly one suited to successful businessmen.
I hired a corporate box for next Friday; she comes highly recommended.
by Incubusss November 27, 2015
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corporate andy

Someone who is all for the company. Conformist. "Yes boss, I'll pick up your dry cleaning". Always starts a sentence with the word "well".
That guy is such a corporate Andy. Brown nosing the boss again.
by YMYLYB May 14, 2015
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Corporate Handbag

A partner to a business event, often referred to a professional male accompanying the VIP female.
"Hey man, didn't expect to see you here are the business awards. How did you get a ticket?"

" Didn't get an invite, Tonight I'm the corporate handbag."
by Harry Foodtech July 1, 2009
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corporal carpet

An individual that lives on the edge, isn't afraid to put his life on the line for the trippy hallucinations that an illegal substance may cause.
Dude, he was taking Xans like they were tic-tacs last night, he is such a corporal carpet!
by duemoturion June 4, 2017
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corporate hug

A hug that is formal, light, and brief in nature while making as little contact as possible.
She gave the bankers a corporate hug to welcome them to the office.
by @sps March 2, 2017
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corporate frisk

v. to "risk" your job while getting busy at work with a hot co-worker in a risque place... say a janitor's closet?
guy #1: My job may be on the line but the sex with that hot new secretary was totally fucking worth it.

Guy #2: No fucking way man, Miri that hot new Latino chick? Where?

Guy #1: In our bosses office on top of the fax machine, I'm positive we faxed pics of our asses to everyone in our building...talk about a Corporate Frisk!

*Guys high five and disperse*
by makingNEWnotches March 28, 2010
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