A thong wedgie in your vagina, that not one else can see. Like a camel toe but only in your underwear.
“I have a cooch wedge” I said
“What’s that” Allison said
“It’s like a camel toe but only in your underwear” I told her
“Oh my god! I know what you mean! That makes so much sense.” Allison said
“What’s that” Allison said
“It’s like a camel toe but only in your underwear” I told her
“Oh my god! I know what you mean! That makes so much sense.” Allison said
by Marasoccer18 October 5, 2017
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Get the Cooch Booch mug.Similar to the scoop. Involves the same cupping motion, however, the force is applied to the crotch region, usually of a female. However, unlike the scoop, it is less of a lifting motion, and more of an outward slide. This move is usually not okay to do in most social settings, and is not recommended for males to do to anyone.
Girl 1: "COOCH SCOOP! Haha, gotcha!"
Girl 2: "Oh, goodness! I am simultaneously embarrassed and feel very violated."
Girl 1: "Oh, yes. And I have a deep feeling of accomplishment for having pulled this off. Better luck to you next time, comrade."
Girl 2: "Oh, goodness! I am simultaneously embarrassed and feel very violated."
Girl 1: "Oh, yes. And I have a deep feeling of accomplishment for having pulled this off. Better luck to you next time, comrade."
by Sarathos October 22, 2010
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A small fan used in the Southeastern US for women, placed directly on their cooch to help prevent massive amounts of cooch sweat.
by Moseby July 2, 2010
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