cooch stocker

Person that deliberatedly searches for females round the age of 15 and 17.

(person a)DUDE WTF are you doing that chick's like seventeen still.

(person b)So?!

(person a) Man you'r such a cooch stocker

by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 8, 2009

cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.

Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."

by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010

Ava’s cooch

Tends to smell like week old fish mixed with a landfil.

Ava’s cooch was so bad aqua man wouldn’t go near it

by Chungus22 July 9, 2019

Cooch Booch

Head butting the pussy cause sometimes that’s what ya gotta do

“Here comes the cooch booch!”

by K1ll1ngj0k3 March 17, 2019

Cooch-boop

When superman fists you

"Superman did me a good cooch-boop last night"

by Definitely Not Superman February 3, 2018

dirty cooch

A smelly puss

That tree smells like a dirty cooch

by Dirtycooch6969 April 18, 2017

Cooch Fan

A small fan used in the Southeastern US for women, placed directly on their cooch to help prevent massive amounts of cooch sweat.

It is so hot out here, but thanks to the cooch fan, my vagina does not stink

by Moseby July 2, 2010