I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!
by sharw135 April 30, 2011
Get the contabulated mug.The awkwardness that insues after two males make body contact. This often occurs when two guys walk side by side and their hands brush together as if they were about to hold hands.
MATT: So I was walking into the gym with Mike and his pinkey totally rubbed against my hand, you know how much I suffer from man-man-contact syndrome too, I was totally freaked bro.
by Jonnie C. August 27, 2008
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To forcefully play music or sing or otherwise make some consistent sound within earshot of a person or group who consider said sounds annoying and unwanted.
by edstar77 April 9, 2014
Get the contaminate mug.When a person supposedly gets high from the second-hand smoke that results from being in close proximity to people who are smoking drugs-usually weed- without actually participating in the act of smoking
Widely believed to be mythological
Widely believed to be mythological
"Dude, I got such a good contact high when you guys were hotboxing the car."
"No, you didn't...you didn't even hit the blunt. You're just a lame ass."
"No, you didn't...you didn't even hit the blunt. You're just a lame ass."
by Joeshittheragman May 2, 2008
Get the contact high mug.A contact high is typically what is referred to when a person who is not smoking an illegal substance is near others who are and becomes high from inhaling the smoke that is in the air. It is, afterall, the inhaling of the drug that causes the high. Smoke does not differntiate between the person actually doing the smoking and those who are nearby not participating. Additionally, the term is now being used to describe other non illegal drug use situations.
If you take a sub-lingual medication and then kiss someone they will be absorbing that medication through their tongue just as you had and result in a contact high. Or the use of larger inhalers used for vasodialation, as in asthma, or the like, can also cause others in the room to have their lungs affected as a result. Not all of the drug, in any of these circumstances, is completely absorbed by the intended user and therefore can and often does affect a bystander.
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by ShorterThanYuu September 29, 2020
Get the Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) mug.The act of fingering a pregnant lady, sticking your finger so far up as to touch the unborn fetus's head.
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