by 5fingerSurprise March 11, 2009
Get the Chowder Cannon mug.A specially designed piece of equipment specially made to distribute painfully delicious muffins with concussive force into the face of an unsuspecting person.
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by Venumb77 January 30, 2010
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by Broski420 April 21, 2010
Get the Stink Cannon mug.When you're in a restaurant and you're asked the taste the wine, not knowing really what you are tasting for, so you sniff the wine before you drink it, drink and nod in acceptance... whilst you find the whole formality unnecessary and pretentious
Waitor comes over and shows the bottle label to diner.
Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?
Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"
Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense
Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff
Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?
Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"
Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense
Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff
by London_guitarist August 7, 2010
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Get the Cloudbreak cannonball mug.When someone uses a pressurised can of shower gel/shampoo and squirts it directly into the eye of another man, the victim will proceed to try and rub it out of there eye, consequently the gel foams even worse and causes excruciating pain to the eye causing the victim to hop around grabbing his eye shouting "arrrg" similar to the noise an angry pirate would make.
"Dude you just got shampoo cannoned"
"James just shampoo cannoned the fuck outta Brian!"
"Ah shit... what the fuck? why would you shampoo cannon me man? fuckkkkkk"
"James just shampoo cannoned the fuck outta Brian!"
"Ah shit... what the fuck? why would you shampoo cannon me man? fuckkkkkk"
by a1shibby December 26, 2011
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