seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.

that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.

by Z.Schram April 15, 2011

weather confused retard

One who wears socks with sandals

Similar to weather confused slut

John walks in with long white socks and sandals.
Jill whispers to her friend, "Oh look here comes another weather confused retard."

by Jennbutlah May 18, 2014

a confused penis

dick that so small it looks like virgina with balls

dang,my man has a confused penis, its cute

by ANOUREXKICKPANDA January 14, 2017

Glazed and Confused

When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.

My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!

by THOBRO August 19, 2013

confukted

1) Something that is both confusing and fucked up at the same time, beyond the normal range of such. 2) The feeling of being confused and fucked up at the same time.

"Dude, he's totally going out with his ex-girlfriend's ex-husaband's ex-girlfriend since she dumped him for her ex-huband who knocked her up while they were dating. That's confukted!" "A gallon of hunch punch later, Bill was confukted."

by Second Michael May 29, 2007

Confuckled

When you walk into a room and forget why you did.

"Why did I come into the kitchen again? What did I want? Damn, I'm confuckled."

by Number12 October 10, 2012

Confrusted

To be confused and frustrated .

This homework made me confrusted.

by shyyyy June 11, 2013