The Candle Maker

The act of penetrating the ear canal, when ones penis is adequately covered in ear wax resembling a candle. Once constructed one may light whenever desired for a romantic fellatio session.

Mike gave Kendall a raunchy sweaty one of those "The Candle Maker" on top of the May Tag dryer.

by WESLHMASTERHOLDTIGHTMEN April 4, 2010

ass candle

Fecal matter

BRB taking a massive ass candle

by sexyburrito July 20, 2015

bum candle

a person like ryan arias berricol who plays with yu gi oh cards and action figures when he is age 15.hahahahahaha a ginger bum candle !!!

think of the gayist person u know and double it

by james stafford April 22, 2005

Blowing the candle

To give a blow job, particularly on your birthday.

Now Jon was 50, he had a lot of candles. Jon would be blowing the candle all night long.

by stusx10 January 11, 2018

Candle dick

Cover wax on your dick and put a wick on the head... light the wick and ask the birthday girl to blow it out.

The girl got her wish after she blew out her candle dick.

by Gary B May 22, 2003

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011

Yankee Candle

The one word that should be used to censor those words that will get you demonetized

I yankee candle hate you

by YesBigDaddyDolan January 29, 2019