Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.

“ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad”

by lexisdoor November 29, 2022

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Condiefly

A small Scottish ginger man with the height of a hobbit, a massive fan of crocs and a wannabe streamer

Have you seen this kid? He is basically a Condiefly but not Scottish.

by Jeffaruni December 30, 2022

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Condizzy

Another word for condom.

"Yo bro u gonna raw dog that chick?"
"Hell no u won't catch me wheeling without a condizzy."

by Kittiez1013 June 12, 2023

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Saskatoon Conduit Cowabunga
While masturbating, you must first find a dirty space such as a concrete bunker or mall parking garage. You strip naked and then blindfold yourself, and turn yourself upside down. While you jerk off, spin in a circle while referring to yourself as the opposite sex in the 3 rd person. With your other hand, use a sharp piece of metal conduit and stick it up your ass.

Fuck bro, I was so horny last night I went to the mall downtown and gave myself the Saskatoon conduit cowabunga. Called myself Brenda. Shit got real eh.

by Saskrocket August 5, 2019

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