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Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.
Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"
by ver.xital July 23, 2022
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confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.
My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.
by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022
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Confused Commentator

People who comment on most platforms (mostly replies) that are completely irrelevant to the video or post's subject.
A lady once told about how she gave birth in a video about someone murdering a child. Nevertheless, she somehow got backlash and was called a confused commentator.
On a video about murdering a child.
by InsomniaGameing September 9, 2022
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Confuseddddddd

When you're so confused you need multiple d's
I was Confuseddddddd by the test!
by sureiguess January 13, 2023
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Confused Meatball

Person 1: Have you ever seen Jumanji?

Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 3: It’s a jungle movie with Dwayne Johnson where he gets paid to play the role of a confused meatball
by DominicBenevento March 17, 2023
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confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.
He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class
by Arsurinya August 3, 2023
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Confused

Well now I AM confused...
Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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