thyroid condition

An overweight woman who blames her flabs on her "thyroid condition"

I was skinny before my thyroid condition made me become unhealthy, lazy, and overweight.

by I_luv_my_pudge February 17, 2018

Condit

1) To slam a putter into the green in a rage

Did you see destroy that putting green? Yeah he definitely pulled a Condit

by ByronsRoids November 11, 2009

air conditioning

What you use to be inconspicuous about talking about smoking marijuana after a party or event.

hey Tom, air conditioning soon?

by randogymbob April 12, 2022

Condilingus

lying to a woman to get her to perfom oral sex
can also be used as a step-up to a curse word and is a nickname to Condileizza rice

she performed condilingus

by The Boys name is rasputin April 11, 2007

beef conditioned

the act of one breaking wind in front of a cooling or heating device that allows air to circulate within a small living space.

Girl - Man, Tim is a jerk.
Guy - Why? what happened?
Girl - Tim beef conditioned the room. It filled matter of seconds.
Guy - Priceless

by nishi06 July 12, 2011

condito

A fag who cannot keep a relationship for more than a week. Also likes wrestling with guys because he gets boners!!!!

DUDE DID YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST DID HES SUCH A CONDITO!!!!!

by BLACKxTOOTHGRIN January 23, 2009

Air Conditioner

When a man cums on a woman's (man's) chest and then using the coolness of an ice bucket he hardens his male secretions and then after sometime chisels it off with her high heel shoe.

One time when I was with John, I splooged all over his chest. Luckily, we were having a bar-b-que and I had ice on hand allowing me to perform an air conditioner on him. Also, I was lucky that he was a transvestite.

"Damn that hairy bitch looks hot. I'd like to air condition her."

by John Melidi September 8, 2006