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Computer Tan

The pasty white skin condition videogameaholics and computer nerds in general suffer from.

This is caused by their rare appearance into the offline world, with insufficient exposure to UV light these otherwise healthy looking people develop a very pale face & body.

This is not to be used to describe albino's and red heads as their habits have nothing to do with their pale complexion.

Also not meant to describe un-brown people, stritly to describe extraordinarily pale folk.

Common side affects: over weight due to fast food & cheetos , ultra skinny due to refusing to get off the computer to even eat let alone excersise
Steve: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"

Darwin: "Not much, worked on my computer tan"
by Alex01tib November 10, 2007
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computer semi-literate

A recovering Luddite, new to computers with a low skill level.
I ain't no computer semi-literate...I found the urban dictionary, didn't I?
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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zombie computer

A computer connected to the internet that has been compromised by a some form of virus. An infected machine will generally be used to perform malicious tasks of one sort or another under remote direction through a botnet.
Because most owners are unaware that their system is being used this way, these computers are metaphorically compared to zombies.
There are 148,000 new zombie computers created per day.
by DethBoxX v1 March 5, 2010
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Computer Nazi

Someone who can't stand not having complete control of a computer and everything on it.
Chance and Amanda were Powerpoint partners, but Amanda took it over completely, making her SO a computer Nazi.
by The Derek-ness May 14, 2004
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computer

a machine that is really cool if it's new. It has access to internet and all that good stuff. a machine that can also cause a lot of anger if the hard drive is loaded because it will go really slow.
A New Computer:
-Hey, i just got the "Windows XP HP Infinity"
-Sweet!
-yeah, it works with the best computer games and never slows down!

An OLD COMPUTER/a computer with a LOADED HARD DRIVE
-hey, guess what, i installed Itunes, limewire and all that good stuff on my computer!
-sweet! let me try it out
-alright hold on i gotta click on it twice
-alright!
-AAH! (incomprehensible swearing) this dam piece of Sh!t! (destroys the computer and smashes it into a billion pieces.)
by chrissy tha blak October 30, 2007
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computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man 9father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde
by Sexydimma November 7, 2012
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computerz

A word to describe something fun, awesome, and totally bangin'. Can also mean that something is okay and chill.
Slang.
Excellent; first-rate: Paul has a computerz sports car; Jessalyn and Tara had a totally computerz time at the party.
Acceptable; satisfactory: It's computerz with me if you don't want to talk about it.
by hoof January 28, 2006
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