Communism is the way that a society shall work. Communists believe that everyone will work till they half starve to death but it's okay because Stalin says so. It is the superior option to captalism and that is not an opinion, it is FACT
"Hey Comrades, I found this AK-47, we shall give to the rest of the world because communism
"I shared my Doritos at school, I am now true communist"
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"I shared my Doritos at school, I am now true communist"
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by Sosef Jalin June 1, 2018
Get the Communist mug.by johnyfagolot July 11, 2011
Get the communism mug.A Communist is a person who believes in Communism. Where everything (mostly land and money) is equally distributed among the people and everyone is equal (no racial discrimination). Many people believe that all Communists are atheists but this NOT TRUE, some are highly spirtually.
by RedRussian December 18, 2009
Get the Communist mug.A form of socialism; it is the final phase of revolutionary change in an industrialized country, where workers rebel and inevitably install a socialist government.
Many countries have undertaken the doctrine of Karl Marx's theory of communism, but those countries took long enough to realize that communism just simply doesn't work. Communism is actually not very people-based, and one important thing to mention is that communist nations are run by dictators and only dictators.
America and communism don't mix because America's founding principles are based on individual freedom, privacy, and other non-intrusive elements that socialism contrasts. And communist nations have a history of being run via civil oppression.
Many countries have undertaken the doctrine of Karl Marx's theory of communism, but those countries took long enough to realize that communism just simply doesn't work. Communism is actually not very people-based, and one important thing to mention is that communist nations are run by dictators and only dictators.
America and communism don't mix because America's founding principles are based on individual freedom, privacy, and other non-intrusive elements that socialism contrasts. And communist nations have a history of being run via civil oppression.
"Communism works on paper.....that's it."
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"In Soviet Russia, people had to save their money just to buy a toaster. Sorry for fooling you into thinking this would be a Yakov Smirnoff joke with the first three words."
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"In Soviet Russia, people had to save their money just to buy a toaster. Sorry for fooling you into thinking this would be a Yakov Smirnoff joke with the first three words."
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by Dave January 6, 2005
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Total utter bullshit.
Gay.
Some assholes must finance this bullshit.Hmmm,who could possibly finance these types of globalist fun and games and social engineering experiments? Hmmm,who could it be...who has the money to finance this bullfuckingshit?
Rich people.That's who.BILLIONAIRES ->Capitalists!!!!!
Total utter bullshit.
Gay.
Some assholes must finance this bullshit.Hmmm,who could possibly finance these types of globalist fun and games and social engineering experiments? Hmmm,who could it be...who has the money to finance this bullfuckingshit?
Rich people.That's who.BILLIONAIRES ->Capitalists!!!!!
Communism and socialism are gay fantasies of the globalists (elitists).
Communism = rich people telling the poor people to kill the middle class so that the poor people can rule and share the wealth (or more like share the poverty because the rich will still be rich and still rule,and the poor will still be poor...they just got your dumb ass to kill their enemy,the middle class...now they own your poor ass and you're their slave,congratulations,fucktard!)....
socialism is just communism minus the revolutions,
in other words the government is just slowly implementing it and slowly conditioning your dumb ass to accept it (let me put it into a digestible soundbite for you, "Mr.Gorbachev,tear down this wall"...that means that the marxist/communist revolutionary approach failed but conditioning people to accept it works much better!)
either way you will eventually become a total slave and lose all of your rights
Communism = rich people telling the poor people to kill the middle class so that the poor people can rule and share the wealth (or more like share the poverty because the rich will still be rich and still rule,and the poor will still be poor...they just got your dumb ass to kill their enemy,the middle class...now they own your poor ass and you're their slave,congratulations,fucktard!)....
socialism is just communism minus the revolutions,
in other words the government is just slowly implementing it and slowly conditioning your dumb ass to accept it (let me put it into a digestible soundbite for you, "Mr.Gorbachev,tear down this wall"...that means that the marxist/communist revolutionary approach failed but conditioning people to accept it works much better!)
either way you will eventually become a total slave and lose all of your rights
by fuck you rich college faggots September 12, 2005
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Get the communism mug.Works in real life just like it does on paper (like shit).
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Communism as a theory is simply a plan for dictatorship.
That's exactly what it says on paper.That's exactly what it delivers.It is a plan to destroy the middle class so that there is only the haves and the have nots.Then everybody is forced to be atheists (see church and state ).
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Communism as a theory is simply a plan for dictatorship.
That's exactly what it says on paper.That's exactly what it delivers.It is a plan to destroy the middle class so that there is only the haves and the have nots.Then everybody is forced to be atheists (see church and state ).
by get a clue September 26, 2005
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