Iowa Piña Colada

When a man cums inside the vagina, anus, or mouth of a woman, and then takes a piss in that same hole, then if in the vagina or anus, “stir” the two fluids with the man’s penis and have the man drink it bottoms up. If orally prepared, the woman will mix the two fluids with her tongue and swallow it.

So Shawn asked me if I banged my bitch the other night, so I told him I did, and she tried a new cocktail I made called the Iowa Piña Colada.

by Helpimstuckinmyparentsbasement February 25, 2019

vico-colada

The dangerous but often fun mixture of vicodin and an alcoholic beverage.

Ah it's been a long day, time to settle down with a vico-colada.

by Raditude March 1, 2011

pina coladed

-verb
1. To be interrupted while in the act of masturbating, especially if the interuption was caused by a pina colada being poured on you.

I was just about to finish one off in the shower but unfortunately I was pina coladed.

by twomsix November 13, 2011

Coca Cola

A cold refreshing soda

I will drink this coca cola

by Deedeedog2isalegend January 19, 2017

three liter coca cola

slang for a large african american penis

Visanthe Shiancoe, of the Minnesota Vikings, was caught on live television in the locker room, with his three liter coca cola hanging out.

Yo, I bet Shaquille O'Neal has a huge cock. I probably looks like a three liter coca cola.

by knoxroadterp December 22, 2008

Tasmanian Pina Colada

A delicacy that is formed in the rectum. Drizzle coconut milk and cream of any consistency into the anus and slowly swish it around in there. Once blended rub a slice of pineapple all over the asshole to add a tanginess once you drink it. Then pour as much milk as you want into the butthole. Once completed get him/her to stand up and spread their cheeks apart. Place your lips on the asshole and drink up. Bottoms up amigos!

I had a "Tasmanian Pina Colada" last night.

by FatassCurls July 29, 2019

Cocainum Colanium

The full name of Coca Cola.
Source: trust me :)

Person 1: Yo dude want some Cocainum Colanium?
Person 2: indeed my good sir, today is a fine day to take part in some Cocainum Colanium.

by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022