A more sophisticated and likeable way of saying "fuck buddies". Usually people who are "fuck buddies" aren't really friends. "coitus companions" are when two really close friends fuck on the random occasions that they see each other.
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An epithet used to describe brainy and overly aggressive folks who enjoy acquiring knowledge at the expense of others' mental fatigue.
Cognitive - of or relating to acquiring knowledge
Skirmisher - soldiers whose purpose is to harass the enemy
Cognitive - of or relating to acquiring knowledge
Skirmisher - soldiers whose purpose is to harass the enemy
"The dinner party last night was fun except for that Cognitive Skirmisher who bludgeoned my brain whilst he figured out his stance on Scottish secession."
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From "coitus" (you know, sex) and "compos mentis" (able to think clearly and be in control of and responsible for your actions).
From "coitus" (you know, sex) and "compos mentis" (able to think clearly and be in control of and responsible for your actions).
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2. the state of your current brain power for any particular task or event
2. the state of your current brain power for any particular task or event
I have definitely hit my cognitive load on learning this new spreadsheet process. Time for drunk slushies!
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Get the Coiteous mug.She just came off of her period and he has to leave on a business trip next week, if they don't have a coital wave in that bedroom they should just break up.
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