1. A book that is very old or large and decorative that people put on display under or on their coffee table to make them look more cultured
2. Something you'll never read
2. Something you'll never read
"'Gray's Anatomy', hey isn't this a show?"
"Apparently it was a book first."
"Who would ever read this?"
"There's a reason why it's on the coffee table, the perfect coffee table book."
"Apparently it was a book first."
"Who would ever read this?"
"There's a reason why it's on the coffee table, the perfect coffee table book."
by parselmouth94 July 30, 2009
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Cofpee
• coffee
• coffee bean
• coffee beaner
• Coffee Bitch
• coffeeshop
• coffee table
• coffeecup
• Coffee Filter
• Coffeegrinder
*Standing side by side using urinals.*
Guy 1: Dude, that is strong... what is that French Vanilla?
Guy 2: Yea sorry I had a couple cups, my coffpee is really strong today.
Guy 1: Aww its cool... I was making mocha yesterday.
Guy 1: Dude, that is strong... what is that French Vanilla?
Guy 2: Yea sorry I had a couple cups, my coffpee is really strong today.
Guy 1: Aww its cool... I was making mocha yesterday.
by ProZac34 October 14, 2008
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Pour 35mls of a good Scotch blend (Chivas Regal, Antiquary, Black Label etc.) into a pre-warmed latté glass. Add a teaspoon of demerara sugar (or a dash of sirop de gomme), and stir.
In the meantime, drop a small amount of double cream in a cocktail shaker with loads of ice, and shake vigourously until the shaker is almost too cold to bear holding.
Add hot coffee to the whisky and sugar, about four-fifths to the top of the glass. Stir.
Very slowly drizzle the ice-cold cream over the back of a spoon onto the coffee. If done correctly, the cream should 'layer' over the coffee, so it looks like Guinness.
Now decorate the top with cocoa powder, chocolate sprinkles, coffee beans etc., and serve. Sláinte mhath!
Pour 35mls of a good Scotch blend (Chivas Regal, Antiquary, Black Label etc.) into a pre-warmed latté glass. Add a teaspoon of demerara sugar (or a dash of sirop de gomme), and stir.
In the meantime, drop a small amount of double cream in a cocktail shaker with loads of ice, and shake vigourously until the shaker is almost too cold to bear holding.
Add hot coffee to the whisky and sugar, about four-fifths to the top of the glass. Stir.
Very slowly drizzle the ice-cold cream over the back of a spoon onto the coffee. If done correctly, the cream should 'layer' over the coffee, so it looks like Guinness.
Now decorate the top with cocoa powder, chocolate sprinkles, coffee beans etc., and serve. Sláinte mhath!
by Terry Deary July 13, 2006
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In the beginning God created light the universe, then said "let there be coffee so we can all keep going" then after his twelfth cup he wrote the Bible and a short autobiography that was lost in 3 billion BC.
by carefulwiththataxluke March 24, 2009
Get the Coffee mug.The sticky residue left from coffee which has ejaculated out of the small sipping hole of the coffee cup's lid. It lands upon the car's cup holders or within the cup holder's crevices
Coffee cum can be seen when you look within the cup holders of your car you notice brown sticky stains from where a travel coffee cup was placed
by kvixen October 3, 2011
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