cockgoblin

when trading and you have a sizable profit under your belt, the cockgoblin is the small green/grey freak who will gobble your profits and your dignity in the blink of an eye...

"That fuck Trichet has started speaking, and the cockgoblin has has stolen my money.... fuck you cockgoblin"

"Oh Cockgoblin, you gobbled all of my profits yesterday, I have no more left to give..."

(To the tune of MC Hammer) "Stop.... Gobble Cock"

by windy miller May 14, 2006

cockgobbler

one who voraciously dines on cock and will make your shaft look like the shiny and waxed eggroll it was destined to be.

You are a damn good cockgobbler, Mom.

by Beotch December 6, 2003

Cockhole

A cockhole is another word for a persons mouth. It is usually used when a loud mouthed woman or man wont shut the fuck up.

"Why dont you ever do the dishes?"

"Shut your cockhole you slut."

by Zaneoi May 18, 2015

Cockjoy

Derogatory word used to describe a homosexual.

"Shandy? You're such a cockjoy"

by Michaelnwuk June 22, 2008

cockbosh

When a man lays it on the table to trump his woman's decision

She was spending too much money so he put the cockbosh on it.

by Allwoundup November 23, 2014

cockcoon

When a man falls asleep with his dick in his partner immediately following sex.

person 1: "Ugh, Dave fell asleep right after we fucked."
person 2: "Oh ya?"
person 1: "Ya, and he was still inside me. He turned me into a total cockcoon."

by toolittlechocolate January 25, 2015

cockgobbling goblin

The absolute peak of being a fucking twat.

HAAAAAAAAAAAA you cockgobbling goblin

by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016