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yemeni cluster goatfuck

1. A sudden change bringing on confusion, upset, ruined scheduling, misdirection, and general chaos. See goatfuck; then think of the next order of goatfuck magnitude.
2. The chaos, anger, bewilderment, crowding/congestion, etc., caused by the sudden change.
Girl, I tried to go to that sample sale you told me about but it was a yemeni cluster goatfuck at the doors so I gave up.

It's a yemeni cluster goatfuck trying to drive outta here at rush hour.
by anjali666 January 26, 2008
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Cluster Bomb

A particularly rare kind of sex scene using simply a 30 foot ladder, a horny man, and a willing young lady. As you about to fuck her in the ass, ask her, "Do you need to shit?". If so say "Baby, cluster bomb me." Now what you do from then on is have her climb up the ladder as high as she can go and have her just relax. After this lay down under her ass, which will be hanging off the back of the ladder. Now, spray paint a bulls-eye around your genitals, (preffered the penis, or 'nutz') and watch her drop the gift off at amazing altitudes. This sexual act must NOT be taken lightly, this is a very special occasion not to be wasted.
Jerry and Gina got caught doing an amazing Cluster Bomb by her imaginary friend. It was soo embarrasing.
by Shartikus April 28, 2009
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CLUSTERFIST

a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing
dude i am sooo up for tearing my asshole with a clusterfist
by roz March 9, 2005
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clusterbust

Created by Dmitriy, Marc, Mike, and Raffy, this word was decided upon to represent the action of multiple people ("Cluster") ejaculating ("Busting") onto one single victim.
Hey, we're going to clusterbust Ms. Calandrino after school today, are you in?

Jane is so angry that those guys clusterbusted her.
by Mike/Bill November 29, 2004
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clusterfuck

Yet another crisis arises because of the actions of that clusterfuck over at the White House.
by Doc!!! August 14, 2006
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clutterfuck

a big, old, crazy-disorganized mess. some may compare to clusterfuck but clutterfuck is a bigger commodity, as a cluster is a small mass of a mess or mishap and a clutter is a bigger, disorganized mess.
Rush hour traffic is such a clutterfuck!
by herren March 30, 2009
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clusterfluffle

a SNAFU of sorts. a classy cross between the terms clusterfuck and kerfluffle.
My spouse and I were both adopted at birth. After searching for our birth parents for many years, we found ourselves in a clusterfluffle when we discovered that we had the same birth mother and were actually siblings.
by speedymama May 22, 2010
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