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clever dan

"look who thinks hes clever dan"
by Anonymous July 10, 2003
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cliterrific

An appropriate phrase to use around Mr. Dora Grey Guitar
George, you big bastard. It was cliterrific while it lasted but now I hate you.
by :L August 19, 2004
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Cleeter

My anus is loud si I named it cleeter but my pets anus is cleetus
Cleeter fortfort
by Catty meow April 25, 2019
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Anti-Clever

When one is simply so clever that others think that human is just spewing out raw mindless crap, when in actuality each and every sentence is a creative gem, each better than the last.

The dark side of cleverness.
"I have captured a great jungle lion. Every minute I am not wired one million dollars from someone, I will shave a line of beautiful majestic fur from his body. In exactly 24 hours i will place the cat back in the wild IN THE NUDE. He will be teased, hounded, ridiculed and humiliated till his face turns red. This will be your fault. COULD YOU LIVE WITH THAT? You have 24 hours, no cops or ill shave a rabbit too."

Not random garbage tongue, actual genius at work. Anti-Clever.
by Grool7777777 July 13, 2012
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cliterection

The hardening or erecting of ones clitoris. Usually caused by lapdances on the back of a band bus
Lap Dance Recipiant: " Damn your giving me a cliterection

" I got a cliterection from looking at brad pitt"
by mellophoneponer November 1, 2007
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cliterate master

Pronounced cliter'a-te like karate.

One who seeks to be proficient in the art of locating and engaging the female clitoris in stimulation.
Sam: Man, I saw you with those two girls in the corner, but I didn't see your hands at all! What were you doing over there?
Max: Smell that (holds hands up to Max's nose and rubs fingers together). I'll teach you the ways of the cliterate master, but only if you use the power for good.
by Gloves January 9, 2008
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cliteral damage

the collateral damage of 'getting' with a girl (i.e. sex, head, ect.)
Sex with out a condom can have serious cliteral damage, like an unwanted pregnancy, or and STD.
by flashbol00 October 18, 2011
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