caught-cum-handed

derived from the latinish phrase-word thing caught-red-handed. its when you know your dad isn't home and you hear whoreish, moaning noises from your parents bedroom and you walk in and you see your friend fucking your mother in her vagina and then at his climax pulls it out and sprays his cum all over your mothers face and other body parts such as her hands. he then will take his penis and stick it in your mothers mouth causing his wiener cheese to spray all over your mother. best when done with people named Susan. also known as friend-cum-in-your-mothers handididation.

Fuck were caught-cum-handed. Damn it Matt i was just about to jizz on your mom's face.

by Nigth Tigers March 28, 2008

caught

crossed-up (as in basketball)

damn son, j-webb jist crossed that other BMODL

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

caught the cancer

one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!

wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

caugheying

(v) the act of a large unattractive human having sex with a stranger that was met at bar

Hey, how was your night last night?
It was great! Me and this captain stayed up caugheying until 5am!

I was caugheying with a chick last night, and she wouldn't let me see her naked.

by sexgod2e4r August 26, 2009

Craughing

cry-laughing - It's just that, you laugh so hard that you cry, which then makes everyone else craugh their faces off.

Everyone was craughing when they saw the bird hit the window and slide down to its death.

by mrmerrick December 14, 2016

claighton

A nigga with a big cock and jacks off with soap

Fuck that is so a claighton

by Big nigga woods March 19, 2017

Caught in the Blender

Getting caught in the blender means you've never left your home town, and then end up sleeping with or impregnating the same girls that you and your friends have cycled through over and over again.

He frequents the bars in camo and pajama bottoms and has definitely been caught in the blender.

by Ajmontana May 28, 2019