1. geologists and vulcanologist discover a new fact, that in mountaintop of Eyjafjallajökull - Chuck Norris was burn a marshmellow and magma as the mayo for his breakfast.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
by Lone Wolf McQuade May 16, 2010
Get the Chuck Norrismug. "I can't find Chuck Norris anywhere!"
"Of course not; you don't see him until it's too late."
(bad example, but I couldn't think of anything else.)
"Of course not; you don't see him until it's too late."
(bad example, but I couldn't think of anything else.)
by MileyCyrus=EpicFail November 3, 2009
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by Sid Macintosh December 26, 2007
Get the chuck norrismug. by Kelvin Mndz February 24, 2009
Get the Chuck Norrismug. One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!
by Chelsea Fraind April 2, 2008
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by the-redneck-from-hell March 19, 2009
Get the chuck norrismug. When God first made creation, on the first day he made Chuck Norris and let Chuck Norris take care of the rest.
by Chun Kuk Do December 28, 2010
Get the Chuck Norrismug.