Chuck Norris 

Chuck Norris is going to DESTROY you for looking up his definition here.

Chuck Norris: What the fuck, he’s lookin’ at urban dictionary, doesn’t know who the fuck I am?! I’m coming over their house RIGHT NOW to beat the shit out of them!!

Chuck Norris is GOD.

Chuck Norris by dogsread31 January 3, 2011

Chuck Norris 

Slang term for a huge, masculine, kick-ass beard that any Lumberjack would be proud to grow. Reddish-orange color is optional but highly recommended.

John: "Did you see Joe's new Chuck Norris?"
Bill: "Hell yeah, that beard is so badass I felt like I got roundhouse kicked in the junk just from looking at it!"

Chuck Norris by B-O-G July 24, 2008

chuck norris 

a amazingly cool kickass man often refered to as God Jr.

did you hear? chuck norris told that guy to separate the ocean!

chuck norris by super de fuckin duper June 27, 2007

chuck norris 

Undefinable, utterly definition breaking.

This example was broken by chuck norris.

chuck norris by BOOM_HEADSHOT August 8, 2007

chuck norris 

the most incredible being to ever walk the face of the Earth

Chuck Norris once had sex with a girl. The girl died, obviously. Chuck resurrected her with a roundhouse kick and proceeded to blow his load in her face. Yet, three generations were killed in the process.

chuck norris by Costa Rica March 15, 2008

Chuck Norris 

When I person comes up missing, AWOL,MIA ...referring to the Chuck Norris Films Missing In Action Parts 1-3.

My girl has become Chuck Norris. I guess I need to find her.

Chuck Norris by DUBL317 November 12, 2009

Chuck Norris 

the fictional cause or effect of anything in the universe

Nun chucks and the whip was invented just by watching Chuck norris floss his

Chuck Norris by Gibbowr October 8, 2008