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chuck norris

A Kick ass guy whose name is now used in everything.
Chuck Norris is sweet but F*** anyone who uses him name to much. If u use him name once more he will spit on you and his spit will burn you in half.
guy 1:sup
guy 2: nothen
Random guy in chat room: CHUCK NORRIS
by El Fabio April 9, 2006
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chuck norris

the biggest playa in the world and the biggest tragic hero of our age
When chuck norris wanted to have relations with Carmen Electra, all he had to say was "You ready for the Norris inside you?". She couldn't jump on him fast enough. Sadly, when he came, his semen roundhouse-kicked its way through her body, destroying it from the inside.

Chuck's tears then caused the hurricane in Lousiana
by Bilbo666 May 18, 2006
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chuck norris

A grown-ass MAN. Manliest man alive. Doesnt take shit from anyone, show Chuck Norris respect or he'll roundhouse kick you in the face
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
by ~Andrew~ 703 February 27, 2008
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chuck norris

Chuck Norris is the mightiest man alive. He will kill your family and eat your soul. His roundhouse kicks have been known to destroy worlds. All your base are belong to him.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
by Squeed December 28, 2005
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chuck norris

The badest mofo of dem all. DONT F*%K WITH CHUCK!!!
When chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets chucked.

One day a man asked chuck norris if his real name was charles. Chuck norris did not respond, but rather stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives them to people anyway.

If you can see chuck norris he can see you. If you can't see chuck norris, you may be only be seconds away from death.
by haaaaaaanh! January 1, 2006
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chuck norris

chuck norris suuuucks!
this just in! a man known as amunkeywithastick has just died of severe head trauma. when found by family and freinds he had a foot print on the side of his face. the shoe size read chuck norris. join fox 11 news tonight at 11.
by amunkeywithastick May 27, 2010
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chuck norris

A term of which can be used to sit in the front passenger seat of a car. By yelling CHUCK NORRIS the front seat is yours regardless of whose car or who is driving. The reasoning behing this is Chuck Norris can infact kill any man armed with a shotgun, while being unarmed and naked.
Niri B yelled out chuck norris and is now sitting in the front seat.
by Niri B August 28, 2006
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