Christmas Card

The act of a woman shoving a man's head between her breasts and shaking them. Originates from an episode of Seinfeld in which Elaine sent out Christmas cards with out knowing her breast had fallen out of her shirt in the picture. George complains that he had never recieved one, and Elaine procedes to give him a Christmas card.

"You want a Christmas Card? I'll give you a Christmas Card...."

by anonymousluser September 25, 2005

Christmas belly

Bloated feeling after over-indulgence over the Christmas Holidays. Usually combination of excessive food consumed wantonly and alcohol in copious quantities.

Maria moaned she had Christmas belly as she rolled off the sofa to crawl to bed

by rapmac December 26, 2009

Christmas creeping

The physical actions taken to start the Christmas Creep phenomenon; such as playing commercials and printing advertisements with a Christmas theme.

The Christmas creeping's begun this year; just heard a commercial with jingle bells.

by BackupMcGee October 4, 2010

Christmas promise

It's not just a promise. It's a really special promise never to be broken. A promise made by an orphan or an unlucky person with high hopes for a Christmas miracle. Christmas promises can make Christmas miracles.

You can't break a Christmas promise just cause Drake and Josh are in jail for something they do.

by TheUrbanGirlNextDoor December 16, 2014

christmas chin

That extra chin you get from eating like a pig over the Christmas period.

Demi, I really love your Christmas chin this year. So festive!

by Angry Albanian December 31, 2017

Christmas Drift

A holiday tradition with early aboriginal roots that is a final farewell/goodbye to the holiday season. Christmas Drift is always celebrated on January 2 and traditionally involves:

-wearing socks you've received as a Christmas gift
-lighting fireworks
-burning of the Christmas tree(s)
-preparing homemade pizza
-doing 'donuts' in an icy parking lot
-eating boxed supermarket cake
-viewing a Will Smith film
-lighting a sparkler before bed as a final farewell to Christmas Drift and the holiday season

Christmas Drift is a joyful occasion but at the same time can also be quite sad as you reflect on previous holiday season, and prepare for the long wait until next Christmas.

I'm sad that Christmas is over, but soon we get to burn the tree on Christmas Drift! Yaaay!

by Kevin Smiley January 2, 2018

alaskan christmas

Freeze a turd and play backwards tug of war pushing it into each others buttholes

You suck at Alaskan Christmas!

by Nastyfundip May 3, 2017