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Christmas Card

The act of a woman shoving a man's head between her breasts and shaking them. Originates from an episode of Seinfeld in which Elaine sent out Christmas cards with out knowing her breast had fallen out of her shirt in the picture. George complains that he had never recieved one, and Elaine procedes to give him a Christmas card.
"You want a Christmas Card? I'll give you a Christmas Card...."
by anonymousluser September 25, 2005
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Christmas belly

Bloated feeling after over-indulgence over the Christmas Holidays. Usually combination of excessive food consumed wantonly and alcohol in copious quantities.
Maria moaned she had Christmas belly as she rolled off the sofa to crawl to bed
by rapmac December 26, 2009
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Meme Christmas

When a celebrity/public figure commits a socially questionable act in public provoking a torrential windfall of comedic and/or satirical memes in celebration of the moment.

Examples:
-Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Academy Awards
-Nearly anything a US president or political figure has said or done
-Tiger Woods’ life outside of the PGA
Will Smith slapping Chris Rock on stage at the Academy Awards tonight is Meme Christmas. There are going to be some good ones out there tomorrow.
by iowawesome March 28, 2022
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alaskan christmas

Freeze a turd and play backwards tug of war pushing it into each others buttholes
by Nastyfundip May 3, 2017
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christmas chin

That extra chin you get from eating like a pig over the Christmas period.
Demi, I really love your Christmas chin this year. So festive!
by Angry Albanian December 31, 2017
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Christmas water

a water bottle filled with clear peppermint vodka that you can drink in class without the teachers knowing
by christmas water ;} February 21, 2018
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Christmas creeping

The physical actions taken to start the Christmas Creep phenomenon; such as playing commercials and printing advertisements with a Christmas theme.
The Christmas creeping's begun this year; just heard a commercial with jingle bells.
by BackupMcGee October 4, 2010
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