Mr. Chip

Where a person has so much grease on their hair, they resemble a chip pan.

Adam- Shit, did you see Mr. Chip last night?

Matty- Yeah, his hair was like a chip pan!

by godzillaeatsurmam May 19, 2009

Fork Chip

A fork chip is one of the crisy lil chips that stayed in the fryer too damm long.
However as they are crispier and more solid than the standard chip you can use the lil fella as a fork, stabbing it into its softer counter parts and eating them, while getting limited grease on ya fingers!

Messy Friend: Man i got mayo all over my flippin fingers, how come yours are so clean!?!?
Me: well my less informed chum, thats because im using a Fork Chip

by Mark Hunter-Uk March 10, 2008

Nigga chips

Uncooked Ramen with the season packet sprinkled over them and eaten out of the bag it came in. Like chips....for niggas.

"Oh shit its lockdown time, gotta get back to my cell and eat some nigga chips!"

by Eskilith September 21, 2013

Chip Chocolate

Chip Chocolate is an emerging Hip-Hop/Rap recording artist.

Chip Chocolate was created by Jesse Wellens, of the popular YouTube channels: BFvsGF, DownRangeGaming and PvP.

Dude 1: "Have you heard the new song the cookie dance, by Chip Chocolate?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, love that track!"
Dude 1: "Same, it makes me want to eat some cookies!"

by dogeman420illuminati97 September 26, 2013

Chip Taxi

A car that drives by prostitute's for the sole purpose of throwing chips at them, a trend that originated in Glasgow a few years back.

Fucking chip taxi went past last night, Grease stains on my new frock now.

by Jamie Larkin October 29, 2007

tip chips

When you and your partner engage in a weird kind of sex. She will eat chips off the tip of your hard,juicy,bulging,throbbing , slimy, cock

Alex and Kamy were having some limp sex and she got bored of his softy so she got hungry and put chips on the tip of his cock and ate them off this is called tip chips

by Assjuice12 February 6, 2018

Greasy chips

Greasy chips are several girls that go out and try to get guys to buy them drinks, dinner, pay their bills and use them as a babys daddy.

I was over by the stage and a group of greasy chips came thru the door and on of the chips asked me to get her a drink. I walked away cause my hands dont need no greasy chips!

by shaun farrell February 26, 2006