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Chimp

•A man that thinks himself in a dominant position over women in hopes of satisfying their inferiority complex, without the male being able to bring anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on male dominance usually as a result for having a fungi infected dick.

•A man that prides himself with "Masculinity" in hopes of trying to make themselves feel better for all things they're lacking and women look for in a man.

•A square who thinks they have game by thinking themselves better than those who are real men yet are clearly lacking in all areas required to please a female.

The perfect example of a "Chimp" Man would be:

The steroid infected man at the gym that hits his head whenever he doesnt manage to "lift" enough,

The typical white kid that punches the wall when he's mad,

Most meth addicts with erectile dysfunction.
"Yoh dawg look at that Chimp, what's he doing out the zoo" says every person looking to the musclehead acting like he's better than the next person.

"Fuck, don't you just hate it when men are such Chimps" most women.

"Damn did that Chimp just hit his girlfriend?" -Dude 1
"Yeah bro, he's gonna break his hand that way" Dude 2 referring to the skinny-ass methhead that looks constipated.
by wikimaniac April 7, 2020
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Chimp

they drown in water
In water, chimps will drown
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Chimp

Oi Ben your a chimp
by Sprags going down 123 June 16, 2020
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Chimp

The chimp done fucked up!!!
by Madhouse Mike April 29, 2025
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rip a chimp

80’s code word, mostly used by rock musicians on tour buses, for taking a shit.

Similar to “taking the kids to the water park.” “Slicing a loaf” “taking a dump” “the Browns made it to the Super Bowl
Give me a minute while I go rip a chimp.”
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Sea Chimp

A boater that doesn't know what they're doing and wants all their work done cheap.
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Street Chimp

Racial term or slang for someone from the ghetto, preferably black or African American, going around the neighborhood destroying and/or vandalizing private property.
Sean: hey man! There’s a BLM protest down the street.
Tom: Nah man, those are just street chimps looting and stealing John’s Electronics Store.
by LongSlongSilver8D January 28, 2021
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