Pumpkin chili

When you take a sloppy poop in someone’s jack-o-lantern.

That old lady gave me an apple and a tooth brush when I trick or treated at her house, so I served her a bowl of pumpkin chili.

by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear October 13, 2019

Trouser Chili

Pushing out a wet fart while at the urinal... noticing shit in your underwear a few hours later. Trouser chili!

Dude, you better check your drawers for trouser chili after that wet dart you let fly!

by Dangerous Danny May 23, 2018

fish chili

When a man pours a can of chili on his penis to be used as lube, and then proceeds to put a jalapeño pepper in the woman's asshole as a replacement for a buttplugg. Then woman is then fucked until her vagina is agitated enough to resemble a bowl of chili. Fish chili.

Person 1: "I heard that Naddy let a girl stick a finger up his butt!!"
Person 2: "Really? I heard that Johnny had a bowl of Fish Chili with his Brazilian wife"

by EffingBuddah December 7, 2017

chili shot

When a person excretes diarrhea in someone's anal cavity

I gave my girl a chili shot last night.

by Phillup Jeffery June 16, 2016

Chili To Go

A random solicitation from a dirty and unkempt prostitute that is an offer for sexual services.

"Hey good lookin, you want some of this Chili to Go?"

by Chopper395 February 2, 2017

Chili dog

Chili dog

Chili dog

by anonymous December 12, 2020

Chili dog

When you put hot steamy shit on your dick and penetrate your victim

Damn did you hear that Johnny fed that girl a chili dog ?

by D da menace February 19, 2021