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dirty cesare

Basically when a fat cunt uses you like a prostitute, slave or an illegal immigrant, that forces you (sometimes persuades you) to do his dirty work for the day.
"Are you pullin a Dirty Cesare on me cunt?"
by LiL SCRAWNY August 19, 2017
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Steamy Ceaser

A steamy ceaser occurs when performing a hot lettuce and the female assumes the hiking position and prepares to receive the dressing. The Male positions himself behind and quickly and forcefully empties an entire bottle if ceaser dressing into the woman's anus. Immediately following, the woman sits on his erect penis and bounces vigorously, in order adequately toss the internal salad. Once both parties believe the ceaser is adequately mixed, the woman stands above the man's face and releases it eloquently into his open mouth. The woman then finalizes this masterpiece by forcefully shoving a fist full of croutons in the man's face while shouting "Hail Ceaser".
While in the emergency room Sally's doctor asked "can you tell me what happened here?" To which she replied "well sir, this was my first steamy ceaser."
by CEASER THE BUTT WARRIOR November 21, 2018
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Di Cesare

Italian Policeman. Proud Policia member. Lovable Nonce.
PC Brent: "OI FRANK, YOU A DI CESARE YET?!"
Frank: "I'M WORKING ON IT BRENT!"
PC Brent: "WORK HARDER! AND GET RID OF THOSE BLOODY PINK BOOTS!"
by LivingstoneEubank November 13, 2019
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Dirty Caesar

The act of being poked by multiple penises a total of twenty-three times while furiously masturbating under a cloth sheet and screaming “Et tu, Brutus?” as you cum.
Andy: Did you hear about the orgy yesterday?
Jeff: Yeah, I heard that Bob got Dirty Caesared.
by ChadThundercock69420 March 13, 2021
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Bloody Caesar

Eating out your girl on her period. Also a cocktail comprised of a Bloody Mary and clam juice.
"Went out to the bar with the boys, got a Bloody Caesar. Had another when I got home to the lady."

-Darin Bandsaw
by SirChuckleFuckTheDaft November 15, 2021
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mimi_cesarie

Mimi is super kind and pretty, she’s so funny and is also always there for you when you need <3
(From Evie btw)
Someone: Have you heard of mimi_cesarie?
Me: yeah, she so awesome!
by society.emic December 24, 2021
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mimi_cesarie

mimi_cesarie is the best mlb fanpage there is so please go follow her she's amazing
"Do you know who mimi_cesarie is?"
"What are you talking about? She's literally my favorite fanpage!"
by roxenjeikona December 24, 2021
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