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castle rock

The shittiest town on the map. It is in Washington state. Everyone there is on meth, they are all liars, backstabbers and theives! Dont ever go there. You will be doing nothing but wasting your time, or just looking to become the newest meth head/crack whore in the town!
Girl: Im thinking of moving to Castle Rock.
Boy: Why? You wanting to become a 90 pound meth head?
by an_x_castlerock_resident October 13, 2008
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Crystal Castle

A Toronto-based band that makes music, which causes your face to explode. The greatest band ever consists of two members, multi-instrumentalist Ethan Kath and vocalist Alice Glass (two of the coolest people to walk this earth!).
we are crystal castles
we are 1 boy and 1 girl
we are named after She-Ra's home
we play rough
by Juicebox2507 June 13, 2008
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Castle Hill Tavern

Tavern located in the north western suburb of Castle Hill in Sydney.
Drinks are overpriced for the western suburbs and is always mostly filled with aussie tradesmen and aussie metrogays and has a pathetic excuse for a nightclub
Guy 1: Lets goto Castle Hill Tavern tonight and pick up some chicks
Guy 2: Fuck off! I dont want some derro housing commission bitch, lets goto Parra and get some hot wog bitches
by Felip June 23, 2004
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Castle

A castle is a large stone structure used in midieval times to protect against an oncoming force. Most lords and knights had one. Although castles were built to accomodate all of the people of the land in case of an invasion, people seldom lived in them, as they were cold, damp, and dreary.

In this day and age, though, it is possible to build a castle that is quite comfy to live in thanks to modern tecnology.

Most people who live in castles also have a collection of swords.
Oh, no! The Black Knights are attacking! Quickly, let us hasten to our castle to defend against this menace!
by EpicTFOL July 9, 2012
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Castlemore

basically bramptons bel air unless you live in a basement dont claim you struggle
Castlemore man:yo im straight out of castlemore ill murk any man
Vodden man: run your shit

Castlemore man:im sorry, I was joking, take everything!
by yourgirlsabattri August 23, 2018
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Sand-Castle Crusher

Someone who just ruins your day. It doesn't help them at all other than to make them laugh. They suck.
Person 1: Dude, I hate Bill.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Sand-Castle crusher.
by Jesus152 December 20, 2010
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Castle Crunk

Castle Crunk is the name given to the legendary party house located in Glenview, IL. It has seen approximately 100 parties in it's short history. It is a living legend among students at Glenbrook South High School.
Dan: Yo, let's call the King and see if we can stop by the Castle tonight.
Nick: Yeah, I'm down. I like kegs and girls so the Castle sounds good.
or...
Freshman: Hey Dawg, can i come to Castle Crunk?
John: No...
Wigger: Hey J nizzle, is it straight yo if I come with my crew nd my hoez to the castle? and dawg you best not let them Bloods come, you know im fixing to shoot them.
John: No, wiggers and pieces of shit aren't allowed. There are no Bloods in Glenview. Thanks
by Sir Lancelot June 11, 2006
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