carpet gremlins

Another name for pubic lice.

Back in my days in the Navy, we would pass carpet gremlins a bowl of gravy at thanksgiving dinner.

by Mrtrgovich June 15, 2014

Carpet Dog

The act of tripping when walking down a carpeted area. It is the invisible dog you trip over.

I was chatting with a friend and all of the sudden I trip in mid-air and yell Carpet Dog.

by barky999 December 10, 2011

Carpet Sock

Another word for a vagina, more commonly associated with a bush above it. The sock, in this case being a vagina, and the bush being the carpet. The foot to this sock would be associated with your penis.

“Damn that tinder chick I met had such a nice carpet sock!”

by CarpetSockMan June 18, 2021

Shuffling Carpet

Eating your girl out without using your tongue

Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah

by Bpier February 14, 2017

carpet nasher

One who has committed the act of carpet nashing, i.e someone who enjoys oral sex with a female.

She didn't know if he was a carpet nasher, but came to realize he enjoyed it. Represented by the 😖 Emoji (yucky carpet nasher) or the 😛 happy, "my girlfriend just showered" carpet nasher

by ChaChiRei August 24, 2016

corporal carpet

An individual that lives on the edge, isn't afraid to put his life on the line for the trippy hallucinations that an illegal substance may cause.

Dude, he was taking Xans like they were tic-tacs last night, he is such a corporal carpet!

by duemoturion June 4, 2017

White Carpet

the act of Cumming on your girl friends face and rubbing it around giving her a light glaze of semen

I gave my girl friend a white carpet yesterday

by Kali M November 1, 2017