My fucking grandmother. She thinks she is always right because she has lived the longest. She tries to pick fights constantly and calls u fat because she would rather have a granddaughter that is a size 00 than who I am. She has a big mouth and says whatever she wants and doesn’t assume any consequences. Carol is the type of person u would start to fight wuth on the street. She would probably start with politics and say she’s right. When ur sleeping and she’s drunk, she decides it best if u make the most fuckinh noise possible and keep doing it to them pick a another fight with u just to prove she’s right when she isn’t. Then u tell her she isn’t and she says neither are u, nIGGA I KNOW CAROL UR SO FUCKING IRRELEVANT
*i write these when I’m angry at people*
Carol- bangs pull bottles around slams doors and yells at u to get up
Me- I’m sleeping
carol- no ur not!!
Carol- bangs pull bottles around slams doors and yells at u to get up
Me- I’m sleeping
carol- no ur not!!
by Ur dad. April 19, 2019
by Factspeakeeeeee February 09, 2022
The most beautiful person you will ever meet. Her black, flowing hair captivates everyone that sees it, and is the hottest person you'll ever meet. She is always the smartest person in the room and is the best Lux in North America. Her talent (on Lux) and looks charm everyone she meets. Carol is the the most amazing person in the world.
That Carol is so cool.
by Jaegon Lee November 07, 2022
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by ur mommys milky titty September 09, 2022
also known as; the ranga; the orangutang; muuuuuuuuUuUuUUUUuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM. your local neighbourhood milf. the hoe you wanna fuck. the hottest girl in the actual fucking universe. also really good mum to her 17 children
by sluttysusan September 26, 2018
Beating of a man's penis, then putting a rubberband around it till it's purple, at which point you smack it with a fly swatter.
by SpdC December 04, 2014