Carpool Jerkaoke

Masturbating in your car. Alone or together.

Looks like a traffic jam up ahead....let's get ready for some Carpool Jerkaoke.

by bateworld June 14, 2018

Cardiovascular frozennippleitis

The instance when you are so cold that the veins in your nipples are frozen shut

You look pretty cold there.
Yeah, I have cardiovascular frozennippleitis

by I taught sped kids percussion November 14, 2018

Cadoodlenoodle

The noodle that just won’t fully cook with the other ones.

I cooked my noodles, but one of them was way to hard, and just simply a cadoodlenoodle.

by Pieisyummyyummy October 10, 2019

Cardio Cock

That sweet spot where a guy has enough to drink not to have whiskey dick but, can last more than 10 minutes.

Girl 1: Yeah the sex was great and he went all night. Girl 2: Yeah your man had Cardio Cock .

by Charles-n-charge January 11, 2020

Cadooger

The southeast version of a manther. The opposite of a cougar is a cadooger.

I met a cadooger last night. He was 25 years older than me.

by Shire ridge posse December 19, 2020

cardboard people

Individuals who utilize ugly brown cardboard and a black marker to create a message of distress or need in order to dupe the working people out of a couple of nickels or a rotisserie chicken. Also known as pan handlers.

I cannot in good conscience contribute anything to the cardboard people.

by kelsiecole December 29, 2020

Carpool

A carpool is when you cum so much in your car that it creates a pool of cum in there car.

Example: quick we have to clean up this carpool before my girlfriend sees it.

Wow this is a big carpool.

by Mr Chouna and Mr O'Bobo May 5, 2021