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Cape Cod gumball machine

A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.
“Man, I’m not feeling too good after Sarah gave me a Cape Cod gumball machine
by Man from Nantucket July 31, 2023
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monkey capers

Monkey capers are the worst type of caper which is used to a bad or shady action you are about to commit.
Intars: cor dordy you see the way I robbed them beers from morrisons
Liam: Yh chavi that was some monkey capers
by Mcfeeny10 April 28, 2020
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wear the cape

Stop wearing the cape for me,I can handle it myself
No need to wear the cape ,i ran outta time..
by Aian. November 6, 2020
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The Ape in the Cape

An annoying piece of shit that follows you around like shit on your shoe, makes weird noises and has less brain function than a stroke victim.
by Bolshoe Kino November 23, 2022
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cape cod

Considered by many to be the jewel of Massachusetts when in reality it contains rich, pompous assholes, private beaches, and bumper to bumper traffic. Massachusetts residents who choose to avoid this, often flock to NH where they complain about the lack of shopping malls and things to do.
Masshole 1:Going to the cape this weekend? (cape cod)

Masshole 2: Nah, tha taffic is gonna be wicked bad; total pissah. We are heading up to NH to drive wrecklessly and annoy the natives.

Masshole 1:Can i come with?
by Stronk August 21, 2006
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Cape Fear

While having sex doggy style you grab your partners arm and pull it behind her back and break it. When she turns her head in pain to look at you, you bite her face.
Taken from Robert Deniro's character in the movie "Cape Fear".
by Jay Nunez January 13, 2009
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Cape Coral

The place Cape coral is known for is Drama, scene kids (full of scene kids), Camelot sluts!, drug junkies, cocaine addicts, full of POT HEADS!! most grow houses are in Cape Coral...

Ida S. Baker kids are all full of themselves

Mariner high school kids are all beners

Cape Coral High School kids-ALL POSERS!!!

most old people live here.

we have a lot of snow birds that come here in the winter.

most teens that live here hate it so damn much and can't wiat to leave when their 18.

13-14 year olds try to be cool, but arn't

kids try so hard to impress others they don't even know who they are in the end.

it's pretty sad.. so if i were you

NEVER COME TO CAPE CORAL!!!!
broing city of cape coral
by GibsonSGPlyr December 25, 2008
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